Laughter Is Good for You!

 

Recently I received an email from my friend and PhD Candidate, Rachael Sherfield. You know we all get these emails – some are annoying, some amusing, and every once and a while some are hilarious. This one was one of the the hilarious ones. I did, in fact, send it on to a few people with the following note. If you don’t laugh out loud at least 3 times as you read these, you need to get professional help. What does this have to do with change? Read them and see for yourself.

 

I’m posting the first 19 this week and will post the final 19 next week. Pick your favorite and post a comment. I can’t wait to see which gets the biggest reaction.

 

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

 

 2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

  

 3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

  

 4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

  

 5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

  

 6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

  

 7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

  

 8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

  

 9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

  

 10. Bad decisions make good stories.

  

 11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

  

 12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

  

 13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.

  

 14. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this - ever.

  

 15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voice mail. What did you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

  

 16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

  

 17. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

  

 18. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

  

 19. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.